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Just hours after a leaked video of two members of One Direction apparently smoking wacky baccy caused tabloid outrage, a grey fug of smoke appears from behind the stage to descend over the stadium.

Marks is a profoundly agreeable fellow, crumpled of face, eloquent of pronouncement and unassuming in his enormous sloppy cardie, packet of rolling baccy escaping from his shirt pocket.

Skelly's lyrics about dreams within dreams and paper skies might sound as if they were inspired by wacky baccy rather than illness, but these tunes have a wistful, fantastical power.

"Look here," said Captain Cookson, who had come to the end of his patience; "all I've got to say is this: if you don't like my 'baccy, don't smoke it."

You can do without beer and baccy at a pinch, but your families must have groceries and fire.