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When Keaton, 74, showed up at Sixth & I synagogue in Washington, the heavily bifocaled crowd was there to adore her.

Bald and bifocaled with faded blue tattoos below his elbows, Yepsen now can walk the banks of local waters, angling for crappie.

Some bifocaled Americans remember the days when passing MGs, Alfas and Spyders--the then fashion models on cardom's runways--winked their lights at one another in acknowledgment of their superiority.