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“Some of the lyrics are kind of blah-blah-blah. But I get a kick out of the songs.”

Yes, libs, that last part is almost certainly false, but in the movie all that material is delivered as blah-blah-blah exposition in between the not-very-lurid scenes involving drugs and babes, which fail to convince us that Hunter Biden's excesses were in any way unusual for a person of his temperament and background.

True, that’s not a high bar to evaluate her performance as senior senator from the wealthiest, most populous, most diverse, most bounteous, most cutting-edge, blah-blah-blah state in the country.

But just give it one more close listen, and you’ll realize how vivid Biz Markie’s storytelling could be, catching the rhythms and lulls of the courtship dance between him and the apple of his eye at the time: a woman identified as “Blah-blah-blah.”

“Have you seen me on a stage saying, ‘Under the exceptional leadership of blah-blah-blah, we have blah-blah-blah-blah?”