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The problem with legacies and the obsession of departing leaders to bequeath them is that the wrong sort can breenge in and wreck the place.

"Johnny," said his mother once, "what do you breenge into the bushes to watch those nasty things for?"

So with his coat flapping lordly on either side of him, his hands deep in his trousers pockets, and his hat on the back of his head, he drove at the swing-doors with an outshot chest, and entered with a "breenge."

The poor beast made a breenge and got a hat on its snout, and then a fling o' its heid ended matters, and there was the pig in the deacon's hat, and sair pit aboot was the pig, and sairer the deacon.

Wis that the breenge o' a bullet?