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"My daughter has been trying to teach me all of these words like rizz and wasteman which I now understand is not a dustman but rather a waste of space."

In reality, she is the poor daughter of a dustman who speaks with a thick Cockney accent.

"They drive on the roads that are maintained by them, the brown cardboard boxes they deliver are collected by dustmen or taken to tips paid for by those business rates."

Squelch's dad's only a dustman but his garden's like a National Trust property.

Manual labour, mostly - builder, dustman, crane driver, painter and decorator.