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That same month, the rapper Lil Gnar posted a video with a caption “How to use Galaxy Gas.”

On that fine bluebird day, I came as close to “shredding the gnar” — ski parlance for speeding down the mountain — as a wobbly-thighed, AARP-eligible woman could, flying down the Ciampac piste as the Marmolada glacier glistened in the distance.

“I’d be ‘hunting for that gnar,’ ”—he smiled toothily—“and the other half of my life I’d be indoors, in chat rooms, looking at PC Gamer magazine.”

To his surprise, he fell in love with the sport — and it wasn’t just shreddin’ the gnar that captivated him.

This isn’t the smartwatch you wear to the boardroom or out on a date — this is the watch you put on when you’re headed to the break to get pitted or getting on a helicopter to shred some gnar.