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“You might start a trend, and then I’ll never get rid of all this goldarned cotton.”

He wasn’t so goldarned stuckup as most of you fellers.”

And the show is a clip reel of white-collar-drama cliches: the tracking shots of newsies speed walking down hallways to show how goldarned busy they are, the family man torn between home and office, the single woman married to her career whose eggs you can all but hear expiring one by one.

"I have got a goldarned sore leg if that's what you mean, where that rock hit me," growled Tom.

But I'm so goldarned, hunky-chunky, hawg-fat I can't ride a hawss no mo'—not faster 'n a walk or further than two mile', fo' fear of breakin' his back.