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Though his “18 utterances” are plainly Judeo-Christian-Islamic goulash borrowing from the Ten Commandments and beyond, they seem largely benign.

Other than nature walks and meals — there are 10 different menus, including a variety of goulashes — activities are fairly limited.

I opted for goulash, as well as another schnitzel — pork this time — with potato salad.

“He said, not really,” Zyma recalled last month, during a traditional Czech dinner in Prague with goulash, dumplings, pigs blood soup and large steins of foamy pilsner.

“I think people would get really mad if we removed the goulash from our menu,” he said.