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Gregg points to the old medieval remedy of rubbing a rooster’s keister on a snakebite wound.

There’s no more motivating word for us than “no” — it lights a fire under our keisters.

So a few weeks ago when the decorated folk rocker mentioned she had some “wild surprises” in store for her second annual Gorge Amphitheatre takeover, we assumed she wasn’t just blowing smoke up our keisters.

I watched Ted Leonsis, just in case he slipped on his keister.

Along the way, Pippi learns how to get a mohawk to stand up even if your hair is naturally fine, how to perform a believable “keister bounce” and how to defeat the Ku Klux Klan.