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And so, bulge by bulge, lump by lump, my body grew all the infamous mounds and blobs our culture likes to invent insulting nicknames for: a muffin top, moobs and — most especially — love handles.

The term, “used to indicate that a suggested scenario is unlikely or undesirable,” was added alongside more than 500 other words and phrases like “YOLO” and “Moobs.”

You know, some yogalates could tackle those splendiferous moobs.

Splendiferous, meaning full of or abounding in splendor, joins yogalates, a fitness routine combining pilates exercises with the techniques of yoga, and moobs, unusually prominent breasts on a man, as new entries to the 150-year-old dictionary's collection of 600,000 words.

Never mind about your “moobs”, Hugh – come sit by me and let’s burn our bras and certain newspapers.