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That first half was frenetic and narky.

Marko Arnautovic, a narky character at the best of times, hit Gilmour with a shoulder to the side of the head, an apparently deliberate act that floored the Norwich City midfielder.

Muzza is back, and so is Djokovic, presumably no longer narky, instead fresh after recovering from a disappointing exhibition at the French Open.

"That is a narky song, it's a grudge set to music," said Frank Cottrell Boyce, the Liverpudlian children's writer who was one of the creative team that put together the opening ceremony.

The South Bank, for example, tends to bear the brunt of most of this devastation, which leads me to believe that most of these egomaniacal despots responsible are simply a bit narky about street entertainers.