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This isn’t to be confused with Necro, which is intended for anyone who wants a one-night stand with a Decker—the ultimate no-strings-attached app.

I’ve always been so disturbed by Necro, and not just because sex makes me nervous.

There are no user charges, unlike Necro, which goes for $7.99 a day, which disturbs me because I can’t help but feel as if a human is worth more than eight bucks.

I sense there’s something more he wants to say; maybe he wants to crack a joke about how I should sign up for Necro so I don’t die a virgin, as if sex and love are the same thing.

He must have thought I was a madman, one of those crazed necro- philiacs who sometimes haunt cemeteries.