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“Them girls ain’t nothing noway. Who cares what they think?”

The setting is Norway, though it might make more sense to call it “Noway,” a mythic land of slush and snow populated almost exclusively by variably accented English speakers.

Maxson lectures him again and again: “The white man ain’t gonna let you get nowhere with that football noway,” he tells him.

Em: NoWAY I'm coming over—I officially hate Tab.

“Noway. There has to be some mistake.”