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But while this witless slurry of onanism and conspiracy theories is certainly laughable, it is never, for one second, even remotely funny.

It features onanism, graphic violence, and – here’s the kicker – a woman procreating with a sea creature.

One sketch describes how, with a towel and rubber glove, a serviceman can fashion a home-made aid to onanism.

I was also surprised to discover that the story of Onan isn’t actually about onanism, and that King Solomon, the wisest of all the kings, ended his days turning against God.

As I wrote then: “Cinema has long served as a vehicle for male onanism, a space in which male fantasies about sexual power over women are expressed on screen and enacted behind the camera.”