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We were three middle-aged guys sitting near one another in the warm house with a little decorated Christmas tree, listening to music, Paul watching as we played games, trying to make his family laugh by saying things like “Siri, play ‘I Pooped on Santa’s Lap’ by the Toilet Bowl Cleaners!” and tinkering all day with A.I.

He added, "There's also been a spike in searches for 'frosting near me,' 'induce self coma how to' and 'cried so hard I pooped?'"

“After that I had to clean the house because they pooped everywhere.”

“Remember in that movie when I pooped my pants,” she sang.

“When you were a baby you pooped your pants and I changed your diaper. I’m your mother.”