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His rapid-fire verse concludes in a crude joke, perhaps the only word of which I can quote in this publication is “proctologists.”

As a proctologist, I try to keep my patients relaxed by putting smiley faces on the fingertips of my exam gloves.

Among some 2,000 entries, too many to credit were of a proctologist directing a patient to “open wide and say ‘ah.’”

Q. Why are there more proctologists in Tokyo than Copenhagen?

The film, though, is not without its comic moments: I’ll go a long way to see David Cronenberg play a proctologist.