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But the rat-arsed aren't capable of writing.

But the rat-arsed aren’t capable of writing.'

"But," I helpfully clarify, "women don't come here to get rat-arsed without all the hassle from him indoors?"

As they sit nervously around the table, Morgan announces some entertainment and the dining room is soon awash with nude ladies, while the knights get rat-arsed on strong ale.

He was an antihero for our times, rat-like in his cunning and rat-arsed in his habits, a man whose waywardness made Yosser Hughes seem like Alan Partridge.