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"It made their nights for them to have a little bit of happiness at the end of a rubbishy year," he said.

You cannot get a room in the Mandarin Oriental Hotel for a month at the moment - and that will be a small rubbishy room.

A little, rubbishy wavelet, full of candy wrappers and orange peel and seaweed, folded over my foot.

“Stylo Barratts were a big multiple shoe store and they got George Best to put his name on a football boot – it was on a lump of rubbishy plastic and didn’t ever sell,” he says.

I long for one, just one, rubbishy and insolently random and hard to get rid of and perennially yellow as the sun.