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The salad fork, at least, a rigid sea serpent with four braided tongues for tines, did come from Dalí’s own drawing.

The queen stopped and put down her salad fork.

Civilizations have always sought to conduct themselves with dignity — hence the existence of fine apparel and salad forks.

When we finally tuck into dinner — half of us with little salad forks — my ad-hoc, slightly crunchy pasta tastes as rich and sustaining as ever.

My wife is a lawyer, and she is really into rules, protocol, decorum, manners, structure, using a salad fork for salad, and other boring things like that.