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One vertically challenged bandit can be seen on security video hopping up and down, desperate to reach the most valuable Lego boxes stored on the top shelf — like fine Scotch.

“That’s because your mother is, um—vertically challenged.”

When told before Friday’s Rising Stars event that he was a hero for the undersized, Alvarado had a message for others who consider themselves vertically challenged.

“Sometimes, when you’re vertically challenged, you got to wear Prada.”

Y.Y. called this a matter of “Simple physics;” She was, quote, “vertically challenged.”