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Even bugs as small as woodlice can disperse seeds they eat, setting a new record for smallest animal recorded to do so.

At less than 11 millimeters long the rough woodlouse, a drab scaly invertebrate that feasts on decaying vegetation, might seem like an unlikely master gardener.

He snorted and dug his powerful claws into the rotten tree trunk, sending beetles and woodlice scurrying as he tore out a chunk of the spongy timber.

I have just had to do a scene in a film coming out later this year that involved woodlice swarming over a pizza box.

“That’s the very last thing I wanted to do to an old friend,” she says to the dead woodlouse, as it disappears down the drain.